PE Croissants 🥐
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FDD slave impacting the world one QoE at a time
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Dan Tamkin
@dan_tamkin
Co-founder @ Resurgent Capital Partners; feed: buy lower middle market businesses, private equity, business operations & philosophy. Hockey goalie and coach
John Caple
@bigjohn043
20+ Year Value PE Investor Focus on Industrials and Business Services
Sam Hafermann
@samhafermann
watched fantasia a lot as a kid and then one day it all just kind of clicked. private markets investor. napkin math world champion (2nd place).
Jonathan Slonim
@jonathanslonim
Small PE, mainly manufacturing. Creating value for LPs and employees. I'm married to an economist and I love history so my tweets sometimes get strange.
Mezz
@for_yield
Finance, real estate, random musings, and various delights. Debt guy by trade. It's subjective and not advice.
Mikael
@bacardicapital
Prince of Powder and Waterboarding Enthusiast. Former E-girl Connoisseur
Padraic McConville
@padraicmcc
what have I done to help? garbage plate native. 👩🏻👶🏻👶🏻🐶. lmm PE / growth investor. tweets my own.
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@the_p_god
Known Pioneer of the LBO, VP Barista @ Cap One Cafe, Forbes 30u30 Most Ran Thru Men. Lover of Shareholders. Fintwit’s Dog. Coastal Elite. In the Arena. Sox Fan.
Kevin Gee
@kevg1412
“Yukon Ho!” | "The enemy's gate is down." | @speedwell_llc
Seb Montoya 🇨🇴🇪🇸🇬🇧
@jsmontoyam
Fintech Sales Director in Southern Europe & LATAM. Weekends building a community of more than 100K M&A Professionals.
Mads
@madsposting
Not Mads Mikkelsen. PARODY. Community Noted: 4 times
John Rikhtegar
@jrikhtegar
Director, Capital @RBCx | ex @shopifyplus & @vaynercommerce
💥PETITION💥
@petition
Irreverent financial market analysis/commentary with a focus on chapter 11 bankruptcy, restructuring & distressed investing. DYOR. NF-or-legal-A. Subscribe 👇
Will Schryver
@will_schryver
Former Investment Banker turned Home Services SMB Owner | Founder & Managing Partner, Longboat Partners | Marine Corps Veteran
James Eagle
@jameseagle17
Investment writer, blogger, data junkie and entrepreneur.
Andrew Reed
@andrew__reed
Partner @Sequoia Robinhood, Figma, Klarna, Bolt, Vanta, Strava, Odoo, Chainguard, Phantom, Harmonic, Peregrine, Sourcegraph, Zapier, GitHub, Eleven, Loom, Warp.
adam porter-price 🇺🇸
@adamporterprice
head of M&A/corp dev @anduriltech
LFG Capital
@lfgcapitalllc
CRE PE. $10TN AUM (4.75% Cap). 10,000 Years of Experience. STRONG PIPELINE
Ben - CIMs for M&A
@cimbuilder
ᯓ➤ Founder of dealmemo.com 🤝 Posts about M&A topics, business buying/selling, and SMBs — occasional humor included
MARK MORAN™️
@itsmarkmoran
Internet Cavalier
Non-Equity Partner
@nonequitypartnr
Bill Moore // meme-dealer & deal-memer 🏛 ex Big Law 🤝 175K+ on IG
memes.xlsx
@excelhumor
Excel memes
Dominic Decoco
@dominicdeecoco
perpetual culture hire, world’s biggest biopic hater
PIK Toggle
@piktoggle_
Sun and Steel; private equity by day
The Institutional Limited Partner
@holistic_pm
Institutional Investor. Private Markets (PE, PD, Infra, Real Estate): €1Bn+ invested. Primaries & direct Secondaries. Sharing insights on markets, deals & GPs
High Yield Harry
@highyieldharry
Levered Finance Memes & Satire. Instagram FinMeme Account. @Buyside_Hub Founder. I write @hyhnewsletter and @thewallstrollup
Woodrow Oates Montague
@sadvalueinvestr
Interested in Frontier Markets | 1815 Analyst of the Year at N M Rothschild
distressedmushroom
@distressedmush
♥️ public distressed, made-whole 15c CCCs, fulcrums to the moon, dictators in credit committees, priming doc loopholes, Kirkland, ch11 x n, and 🍄
PEoperator ⚡️
@peoperator
Citrini
@citrini7
Thematic Cross-Asset Investor
JUNK BOND ANALYST
@junkbondanalyst
Leveraged finance & dank memes, in a constant state of distress.
Busted_Auction
@bustedauction
Special Situation PE | Trying Not to Get Fired So I Don’t Have to Work in Corp Dev | UPDATE: Not Fired, Working in Corp Dev
carried_no_interest
@carrynointerest
Private Equity Investor skewing towards software. Former Head of AI @ $1B+ PE fund. Former Data Scientist using AI to source deals. DMs Open
Former MM PE Backed CFO
@cfo_mm
Middle Market Private Equity Backed CFO. It’s as exciting as it sounds. I have a sub-3% mortgage. [email protected]
please find the revised attached
@bottombucketaf
Just a bottom bucket associate trying to get by | RX forever in my heart | dba “some goon on Twitter debtsplaining” | chief bank reporting officer
CAGR Party 📈
@cagr_party
Former under-qualified PE associate | Readin’ CIPs and buyin’ dips | I eat synergies for breakfast
SMB Attorney
@smb_attorney
Eric Pacifici | Helping folks buy, sell and operate enduringly profitable businesses at @SMBLawGroup & @theSMBCenter | Over $1 billion in SMB deals closed
Miscounted Cash Flow
@miscountedcf
invastmont binkeng
JL
@spooky_jl
GP @ Company of the West • formerly making complex cap structures more complex • now corp dev
Stamford Sam
@stamford_sam
Hedge Fund guy, former BB buffoon. I live in a sweet building.
Gordon Gekko
@gordongekko420
I love formatting power points | Debating paying to make myself Forbes 30 under 30 | 25,000+ lifetime Chick-fil-a points | satire | Sesh Code: GREEDISGOOD
The Bored Analyst
@boredanalyst_
Professional poker player | Ex-finance student
King Pat v.3
@modelsnadderall
Buyside Bateman
Distressed Tourist
@bktourist11
Par Investor Turned Distressed (Not by Choice). Great success…NOT.
Paul W. Swaney III
@privateinequity
Industrials Investing | Former 100B AUM Private Equity MD | Former @mckinsey & @amazon | Helping rebuild the American dream
YourDealTeam
@yourdealteam
Follow me for M&A and operations insights from investing $100M+ in SMBs | For customer diligence support, check out 👇
FlexUpFirstYear
@flexupfirstyear
foraying thru the perils of making pretty slides 90 hours a week at the investing bank and formerly murray hill 3 bedroom apartment flex walls
Amend and Pretend
@amendandpretend
Everybody acting tough when they up. Everybody acting tough.
Backoffice Barry
@fin_twit_nitwit
Big Bank Back Office Guy, Forbes 30 under 30 IQ, casserole enjoyer, mid athlete, Bloomberg quiz taker, definitely financial advice (Buddy/Guy)
Boring_Business
@boringbiz_
nobody asks about your external rate of return
The Icahnist
@theicahnist
Private Equity | Learn from history's greatest investors.
Ketamine Capital
@ketamine_cap
sell side slave | currently unemployed | washed up college athlete to professional logo aligner | coconut water, golf, baseball, & entourage enthusiast
Degen, CPA
@degen_cpa
Doing your Diligence | Shit Posting | @BIGTITSMALLWRLD bf
Blueprintsmb
@blueprintsmb22
Ex Wall Street / current owner of small manufacturing business via ETA. Trying to learn and get better while making mistakes every day
East Village Ventures
@ev_ventures_llc
Eagles, Phillies, Enterprise Software PE, Guinness
East Village Guy
@eastvillageguy
Jaded FinTech PM | White shoes, ABC pants, and a mint puff bar | 6 feet tall (pre-haircut) | Interests include birth control and gut health | Eater @Ensochips
Knightleg Capital
@knightlegcap
Distressed Credit I SEC Unapproved I Tweets are Investment Advice I Waging War Against Private Market Valuation Methodology
Family Guy Capital
@familyguycap_
Holy crap, this is just like that time I worked in credit
LBO Vinny
@leveredvinny
Thin waist nationalist | Overlevered on software & computer music | Bet on yourself
Useless Intern
@goated_intern
Chief Summer Analyst @ Elite Fintech Boutique ($140k base btw)
just another girlie
@ebitdagirliee
just living out my zillennial dreams and trending towards early career burnout
Pari Passu Newsletter
@paripassu_rx
NY-Based Restructuring Analyst sharing restructuring/credit/distressed investing content! Check out my newsletter - posts go behind paywall after publication!
Upper East Sell Sider
@uppereastupside
Sellside ER | Big movie guy | Committed to the bit above all else | Future dilf, hopefully | Finance thoughts not advice
Airbus A319 Nancy
@nrnancy_
fka Northeast Regional Nancy | fka CFB | official amtrak fan account | finance | 5’3.75 | blue eyes | hot | ex-UES | niche internet micro celebrity
Overstated Assets Guy
@assetsguycap
Corp dev • Voted most likely to commit tax fraud (2x) • Pretend know it all • Bender connoisseur • F1 aficionado
Dimes Square Holdings LP
@rvc330
participant in the arena of ideas, 3.46 GPA, CFA level 1 (failed)
Allie Garfinkle
@agarfinks
@FortuneMagazine senior finance reporter, writing @thetermsheet, and co-chairing Brainstorm. Covering VC, startups, offbeat ideas, and the human side of tech.
LevfinLOL
@levfinlol
live. laugh. leverage. my tweets don’t reflect any view of anyone or anything and I have no idea what I’m talking about
litquidity
@litcapital
founder @ litquidity capital // meme slinger, investor, advisor // newsletter @exec_sum // scout @baincapvc
snowman
@snowmanllc
The Fool. Type 1-3 Fun Enjoyer.