Making all major life decisions by consulting a Magic 8 Ball from now on 🎱

Imagining a tour where 3 individual bands named Earth, Wind, and Fire go around the county fooling people

Is it normal to keep a list of future dog names in your notes app? Asking for a friend...

I'm pretty sure I'm my dog's Emotional Support Human

Guns have more rights than women in America.

Being late is so fucking disrespectful

Saint Paul boys > Minneapolis boys

SOUTH ST. PAUL IS ACTUALLY A SEPARATE CITY THERE'S ALSO WEST ST. PAUL WHICH IS TECHNICALLY ALSO SOUTH OF ST. PAUL BUT NOT THE SAME AS THE WEST SIDE OF ST. PAUL WHICH IS A NEIGHBORHOOD. NORTH ST. PAUL IS ALSO A SEPARATE CITY BUT EAST ST. PAUL IS A NEIGHBORHOOD CALLED THE EAST SIDE

I've seen a movie where a man keeps women chained up in his basement and cuts their body up a little at a time to sell to rich dudes that eat it, but the most fucked up movie I've seen this year is still Gremlins.

I do not have time for men that use voice memos on Bumble

We need a drive thru pizza place

4 accidents on my street before 9am. Love winter in St. Paul

Tbh I love seeing all the Spotify Wrapped summaries from my friends

Vikings fans should get free therapy sessions after every game, jeez

Only watching NFL games on Nick from now on

A white noise machine- but instead of ocean sounds it's pasta boiling

$233,333: the average cost of every commercial second in tonight’s big game. That amount could sponsor a #WFA team’s entire season. So we’re asking brands to take a look at Women's Pro Football and help us grow this amazing sport. #GiveUsASecond #WFAPro #WFAproud

I've been waiting longer for this livestream than Jackie waited to date Josh after ending things with Marshall #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveIsBlind