Wayne Rooney's tweets, but its made into rupi kaur poems

After years of only hearing about it, I finally got my hands on the 5-page bodybuilding forum thread wherein a couple dudes get into a heated argument over how many days there are in a week and I am here to tell you that it is infinitely funnier than I even imagined it would be.

Who remembers these amazing crisps?

Jess Glynne says whenever she gets a Jet2 flight she sings the song live

Cut my life into pieces

I'm 30 years old.

And I run a $200M portfolio of businesses.

This is my daily routine:

Katie Melua jets off to Beijing to commence her annual bicycle audit.

“I can’t really be arsed but they’re expecting me now,” she told BBC Radio 2’s Paul Gambaccini

There should be a word for the very specific anxiety felt by a Scottish person when it’s sunny outside and they’re not making the most of it

BREAKING: Kwasi Kwarteng to be replaced as chancellor by that woman who thought the DJ booth was a bar

THE BANGKOK CENTURY CUP CHAMPIONS, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

Here's some interesting facts about the Tory leader candidates

A classic #AccidentalPartridge from the archives.

This is brilliant, no-ones in charge. Feels like The Purge. Might go and shoplift a packet of mini cheddars from Tesco metro.

EXCLUSIVE: Michael Owen admits he thought his daughter was appearing on a show called ‘I Love Ireland’

People say comedy drama a lot nowadays but peep show had all of that - death, sex, love, marriage, birth, eating a barbecued dog you accidentally ran over.