type of shii you give your dog on its birthday

I fucking love this guy in the zip-up vest. Hey Chalamet and Kylie meet Dale from Avon. He started his own paving company and moved to Carmel a few years ago after it took off. Could still help in the field if they need it. He’d take a bullet for the Pacers and he’s on your ass.

It’s insincere for Speaker Mike Johnson to insinuate Elon Musk is against the Big Beautiful Bill because it doesn’t benefit his companies specifically. Musk is a true America First entrepreneur who could have had a much more comfortable existence and a higher net worth by sitting on

jd vance:

Trumps new foreign policy by tomorrow morning

> be apple > richest company in the world, every advantage imaginable > go all in on AI, make countless promises > get immediately lapped by everyone > 2 years into the race, nothing to show for it > give up, write a paper about how it's all fake and gay and doesn't matter anyway

Tim Dillon says in his new episode that Palantir is likely buying ppl. He’s been invited to Thiel’s house multiple times, including once to talk ‘media and culture.’ He’s never gone. He predicts a wave of people in the next six months pushing it as a fight against terrorism.

FUUUUUUCK

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

This is not our war. But if it were, Congress must decide such matters according to our Constitution. I’m introducing a bipartisan War Powers Resolution tomorrow to prohibit our involvement. I invite all members of Congress to cosponsor this resolution.

Both Dominos near the Pentagon are reporting elevated levels of activity. As of about 10:07pm EST

This is not America First folks.

I’m going to program my debt badge to display the number of milliseconds that have elapsed since Donald J. Trump has tweeted at me last.

Mayor Adams seen puffing on hookah at flashy Sands of Persia lounge in Queens – day after US airstrikes on Iran trib.al/sX4fhYP

Living it up in Richmond, Virginia

Being in Williamsburg without doodle tattoos

Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk. Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.

i ain’t reading all that im happy for u tho or sorry that happened