Retiring from drinking I cannot even stand up for 30 seconds without feeling like I might pass away

Who actually cares

trying to be this skinny but I love beer too much

but their fans said this would never happen

3 games for the next 3 Tuesdays in a row feels absolutely criminal

Hope Archer scores just to shut some fans up the constant negativity towards him along with the odd 3 minutes he gets at the end of every game is hardly going to fill the lad with confidence

I’m happy that Ipswich are losing but not happy that a certain other team are winning

🥹

Could be the first team to give Roy Hodgson a heart attack on the sideline next Tuesday

Sounds mental but I just cannot see us losing any games at the moment

Tonda Eckert asked if Portsmouth have done Southampton a favour tonight: "No, I think we have done them a big favour today. Strong south coast today, huh?" #saintsfc [bbc]

Proper fella

Just sat in the queue for 15 minutes to be kicked out and put back in fucking joke #saintsfc

Absolutely livid why have you still kept season ticket holders blurred out for friends and family, can’t get through on the phone Southampton FC shambles from start to finish. Only managed to get 3 out of 6 tickets joke.

Now that I’ve managed to get tickets in the gods the happy clappers around us better not be sat down

So many people saying “looking for Wembley tickets if people are not going” where have these people been all season ffs 😂

Because the police are just as bad as the rest of them 👍🏻

Remember the days you’d get a description the next day how are they trying to cover this up. Poor girls life will be ruined.