german own brand shaving cream. disconcertingly viscous

coronavirus? im just trying to grill up some portabellos

eating a tomato i found in a sewing kit

tempora mutantur, et mutandum est avibus

using my quarantine time to sort out the 600+ bookmarks in my bookmarks bar. making a lot of sad discoverys. steve albini's cooking blog is no longer online

corona virus means its no longer safe for more than one person to play a marimba at once steve reich sweetie im so sorry 😔

built a spring reverb in a biscuit tin out of stuff i had laying around, spring was scavenged from the return mechanism of a turntable i think. sounds truly horrible 😈😈😈

box of paxo stuffing states that it is britains "no.1 best selling ambient stuffing brand" lol do you think brian eno eats it for xmas din!!! hardly i;d say. only tweet in a year and a half and i will not be tweeting again fuck you all goodbye

the cream cracker was invented in ireland. the recipe has never contained cream, the name instead refers to the process by which fat is added to the dough during preparation. follow me for more cracker facts and be disappointed as i only had the two

hmm was thinking about returning to twitter but it looks like my amazing tweets about jacobs biscuits two weeks ago have failed to go majorly viral in my absence... the culture of this site has clearly moved on and left me behind

listening to the general election coverage on the radio and saying "more overlapping dialogue than a robert altman film" aloud, to no one