Flask 🧪 VS 🔴 Speedy

Some of my favourite artists are following back and I don't know how to react I'm like this rn

he actually has no real friends, no wife or anything so he’s been venting in twitter GCs for years to absolute randoms this is actually just sad ngl

yo: invito a mi novia a casa mi viejo en el living:

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

Just bartended a wedding where the best man said in his speech "ngl but we all shipped them together before they made it official bc he kept scoffing that he didn't like her and yet he always looked at her first whenever someone told a joke just to see if she was laughing too"

oomf’s porn account showed up on the fyp

let me work on minions 2 bro

video games without jump buttons have mysterious and negative airs to them. very unpleasant.

[🔊] One Way or Another Meme!!

Why do white trans women pick japanese names. Why don’t I see any called Thùy Nguyen. Open your horizons. get more vietnamese

This style is SO fun to imitate

Ullltimaaaaa I can show a photo of Master Chief to anyone on the streets and they'd know who he is. I can show a photo of you to your parents and they'd sob in disappointment

been saying this but with “yuca fries” yuca frita will become the new, healthy alternative for fries and they’ll call it Cassava Fries or something and charge $12 for a side of it Mark my WORDS