So Joe Rogan used the n word in more than 28 percent of his podcasts. Awesome. Just great.

Americans watching Downton Abbey: Oh dear, I hope the Crawleys don’t lose Downton. Americans watching The Gilded Age: Hell yeah!! Bankrupt those old money bastards!!

My daughter just saw the picture of Putin shirtless on a horse and asked, “So the baby on the horse is a bad man?” I’m okay with this assessment.

Five minutes at DFW, and there’s my accent.

I never needed an abortion, but through 3 pregnancies I was always grateful it was available as a treatment if needed. No matter the circumstances, it is healthcare & a person’s body should be their own to control. A lot of people deserve a hard fucking slap to the face tonight.

When everyone else wants the early morning subway ranchera accordion concert to end and I’m okay with getting stuck in a tunnel for a bit.

The press corp should follow O’Rourke out and talk to him. Everything Abbott says is predictable and useless. Any info he provides is already obtainable in briefing documents. The press should start to just print the statements of Abbott, Cruz, et al until what they say changes.

My husband just described The Devil Wears Prada as “Chick Wall Street”, and it made so much sense I practically felt it.

riot girl summer

Goddamnit, I hate these motherfuckers.

I hope the Indiana AG gets Fournier’s Gangrene. What a travesty of a human being.

Rock chalk?! Is that appropriate here? Thanks, Kansas.

That soul-wrenching feeling you get when you're on your laptop in a client deck and your daughter asks, "Mom, how do you spell 'Why do adults have to work?'"

I literally paid off my student loans four weeks ago and am personally happy for those who are receiving some relief. If I’m unhappy about anything, it is that the relief amount should be higher. Congratulations to those who can take advantage of this!

Brits coming to terms with having to say “King Charles”

Ken Starr covered up sexual assaults at Baylor in the name of Division 1 college football, and I just saw an obit that called him a “scholar and a gentleman.” I have some other words in mind.

This entire thread is a study in how the British refuse to pronounce foreign languages correctly.

That's like the 91st horse that has died under Bob Baffert's training. I don't think he's emotional over losing the horse.

I feel like her next stop is TBN. I'm just waiting for her to ask for my contribution.