Mimi nilishacome to terms I'm always on my own bana ata msee akibonce out of my life i just wish them the best in their life endeavours na maisha inasonga

First date kama hatukuli kichwa ya mbuzi na supu haiwezi.

Unashukuru Mungu ndovu hana mabawa.

This is why programmers have trust issues 😂

Nimepitia tweets zako. You're partially illetrate.

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Neverrrrrrrrr

Funny how you can’t ever beat them on a track.

I didn't ask you to do anything for me.

Dem hakupendi hata Maldives atasema hakupenda beaches za huko 😂 Giraffe center itinerary -Pick her up and dress her up in biker gear - Breakfast in Java/Artcaffe (break ice) - Sisi hao giraffe center (fun convos, silly photos) ice cream zile za fifty bob - Jioni tupitie pale

I have always said Nairobi hunnies use dates as an excuse to go eat and try fancy places they can’t take themselves

A date is basically a set up that you fund to show a woman why you're worth being loved

Sisi wa kuitana estadio santiago on the first date to showcase our Gordon Ramsey skills nadhani hio mambo ya giraffe sisi sio target audience 🤣🤣

crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into a giant toxic ass, ungrateful ass, cashapp begging ass hoe so fast

The fans have started buying their own cups

Hiyo mwaka nimesota mpaka I got comfortable saying I can’t afford this and that. It’s been interesting to notice people withdrawing their warmth and affection when I openly share my financial constraints. Watu hawapendi poverty hata kidogo 😂

"Vectors ilisetiwa last year so this year hawawezi set "

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That feeling when your grandmother calls you her husband 😹🚮

I thought I have seen it all😭😭😂😂