i don’t know what sound all birds make but i know what a hawk does

yappington city

excuse me, yeah this is my stop, yeah blemmington city, i’ll see you around chump

feeling like a bottle of apple jack right about now

thinkin of telling porkie pies and doing mischief

think everyone needs to remember that everyone is experiencing life for the first time no one knows what they really doing

i hate the gooey disk

mistakes are meant to be made, those who make no mistakes don’t learn

wrote a song that wasn’t gay somehow

can’t wait to get violently drunk until new years starting tomorrow

pub is pubbing

who the fuck greeter piffin

i’m jakekng it

why the fuck there no jaw on the floor emoji -harry (the government took his freedom of speach)

listening to greg and got chills. what the fuck is wrong with me

i’m big cum and i’m looking for big egg

i ponder things beyond your comprehension, i just ponder greater

call me a zoophile cos i got that dawg in me