Wer glaubt, durch eine Infektion sein Immunsystem zu trainieren, muss konsequenterweise auch glauben, durch ein Steak seine Verdauung zu trainieren.

I have a degree in immunology from Cambridge, a medical degree from Oxford, and a master's in public health from the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine… but "John52659143" on here just told me I know nothing about all three, so there's that.

I think I can relate more to these acronym meanings than to the real ones 🤣

Die deutsche Pandemiepolitik ist mittlerweile belastender als die Pandemie selbst.

Government ensures low income earners don't have to choose between buying rapid test or groceries by ensuring nobody can buy either

“you’re vaxxed and boosted you’ll be fine if you get it” i 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 it 👏🏼

Und was ist mit dem Tag danach?

Working from home and having to rely on me and only me to get organized, start working and keep working on the RIGHT THING for the right amount of time every day is harder than I give myself credit for

I love this explanation

10/10 from me to the nzherald comments moderator.

Juli Zeh meint die Ukrainer*innen sollten sich mit russischer Besatzung arrangieren und schreibt dann Bücher über Leute, die's nicht im Prenzlauer Berg aushalten.

I can’t stop laughing at Republican dudes calling women who are rallying for abortion rights “cat ladies” who can’t get a date. What do they think causes the need for an abortion

Hey, sorry about the late reply! I actually saw your message notification pop up, but I accidentally swiped it from my notification bar and forgot about it for 16 hours. And then I felt bad about not replying right away, so I avoided you for 3 months. How have you been!?

“Everyone has ADHD” then why do I keep having to explain to you what it’s like to live with

1 Welcome! We hope you are enjoying “living with the virus”. Yes, you may have COVID for the 3rd time, unable to get medical care, facing delays traveling, or missing personnel. But now you can go through all this without having to wear a mask! Yay!

Ich würde wirklich gerne öfter das Auto stehen lassen, aber der #Maskenfail im ICE der Deutsche Bahn Personenverkehr erinnert mich mal daran wieso wir das mit dem Klimaschutz dann auch sein lassen können… kein Bock mehr auf die ganzen Idioten da draußen.

Until the world is more #ADHD accessible, I will be opting out of performative side quests that do nothing to advance my story line, bring meaning to my life or the lives of others, or level up my character. Thank you. That is all.