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Palgolak

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I run UK horror blog @vampiresquidUK //'If Douglas Adams wrote porn' - @enbyandrojonny //Leftist // He/Him.

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linkhttp://www.vampiresquid.co.uk calendar_today21-01-2014 16:27:34

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holly, loud music enjoyerer ๐Ÿฆ (@amptorturer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oh this is easy and probably a very stupid one: If I listen to a song by a band with a bassist and I can't hear the bass, it's an immediate turn off. Guitar forward mixing is fucking boring

Alasdair Beckett-King (@misterabk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's hard to tell exactly how bad AI art is, because the people producing it are the dullest and most easily impressed marks on the planet. "This is a game-changer!" they cry as they try to scoop the moon out of a pond.

Miss Lara Del Stoned (@larastonedqueen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

they were in fact politely asked to leave when they arrived, but then continued to be disrespectful, aggressive and dangerous to the staff AND customers of the establishment. anyone who challenges the rights of my community is not welcome in my home.

Owen Jones (@owenjonesjourno) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is absolutely shameful from Labour. One of the most extreme speeches from a senior Tory in decades, with the Conservatives veering off to the far right - and Labour refuse to call it out for what it is. No principle, no leadership, no backbone. Pathetic.

๐ƒ๐„๐•๐Ž๐โ„ข (@devon_onearth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Another masterful 5D chess move by Kier Starmer: by not having any concrete policies or positions, the tories are forced to make up policies that he might take, thereby opening them up to being called liars

BeaverMosh (@beavermosh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said, โ€œIf you are a false donโ€™t entry.โ€ I started to quietly tear up. She couldnโ€™t see my face and I didnโ€™t make a sound, but she said, โ€œNuclear drums will crush your brain.โ€

๐ƒ๐„๐•๐Ž๐โ„ข (@devon_onearth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bad news boys, the American Necrostate has pumped exactly two minutes' worth of light back into the eyes of their Lich King, and he has confusedly and wheezingly declared that the season is right for MORE DEATH

๐Ÿฆ‹The Other Happy Place๐Ÿฆ‹ (@otherhappyplace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i don't really get why Roko's Basilisk is scary, it requires so much faith for it to happen. like its too unlikely. and even if it did exist couldnt someone make another ai that stops the basilisk? here Jessi's Unicorn. it defeats every basilisk. you are safe now

Palgolak (@squidwrangler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When you hear the words "Alestorm" and "chatlog" together, you know you're about to read something pretty fucking horrible.

Mr Demos of Pnyx (@gem_ste) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Guy looks like a 1970's West Yorkshire CID Det Sgt that everyone knows runs numerous prostitution & extortion rackets but is protected by the Chief Constable. Was transferred from Greater Manchester Police in 1975 "for unspecified reasons".

Guy looks like a 1970's West Yorkshire CID Det Sgt that everyone knows runs numerous prostitution & extortion rackets but is protected by the Chief Constable. Was transferred from Greater Manchester Police in 1975 "for unspecified reasons".
Palgolak (@squidwrangler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#RishiSunak: "No, you don't understand, I was making a joke that undermines the dignity and safety of ALL trans people, not this specific one who was murdered. Glad to be able to clear that up."

Palgolak (@squidwrangler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Absolutely insane experience buying a laptop from Amazon.co.uk. 3 days and 5 failed "delivery attempts" later, it arrived! Looks like a chopping block and a bottle of Fairy liquid to me. An item that is laptop dimensions and an item for weight? Someone's on the rob!

Absolutely insane experience buying a laptop from <a href="/AmazonUK/">Amazon.co.uk</a>. 3 days and 5 failed "delivery attempts" later, it arrived!  

Looks like a chopping block and a bottle of Fairy liquid to me. An item that is laptop dimensions and an item for weight? Someone's on the rob!