Trevor Story #yankeesvsredsox

This is gonna take a lot of blood, sugar, sex, and magic

3 nights in Baton Rouge with only $200 in my pocket. Let’s ride

Chop wood and carry water

Nashville? Las Vegas? NO. my girlfriends at home watching the quad.

I’m truly not saying this b/c of anything to do with my team losing, but I was highly UNimpressed with my experience at Tiger Stadium tonight. Got loud a few times on 3rd down, but other than that, not much going on. The entire experience was flat.

College band try not to play sex on fire at the fraternity party challenge, level: IMPOSSIBLE

Wish I was home watching family guy and playing Poptropica on my computer

Is this a top 10 song oat

You got minis?

Hell yeah #MannyHeffley

This is how I “sober up” The Cranberries Woodstock 1994

Main y u tryna qwuiz me like dat

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper. The strong, silent type

"He made Wedding Crashers is what he did. He was a funny American comedian. And in this house, Owen Wilson is a hero, end of story."

New wallpaper is soooo tuff

We’re here to break your spirits #KeepPounding #Back

Flo Rida is a better rapper than Kendrick Lamar

Can I get a french onion soup, please?

Congress this Congress that Wtf ever happened to The Stews