square peg mama
@squarepegmommy
weird punk-rock mom of 3, living amongst the Range Rover/Lululemon moms. Art account: @disko_gopnik #blm #resist #lgbtq ally. librarian. #parentingtwitter
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smartass_moms
@smartass_moms
||MOM๐|| MARRIED๐|| EMPATH๐ฟ|| COMEDY๐|| Sarcasm is my love language. New Englander ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ค Just Heather ๐ค
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Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoosOf Black Sheep
@AndBlueWool
''Unconventional and almost intentional.'' ''A perfect balance of funny and sad.'' ''A recipe for radio or rain; I don't know which.''K8
@edukaitedd
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@emilychibwana
Neurospicy mum of 4. #kidlit creator (art and words). Seeking human connection and anything that makes me laugh. Rep'd by @liznealon @greatdoglitMomma D ๐จ๐ฆ
@MommaD_x4
Married, SAHM of 4, ๐๐๐๐ฉท. Diapering aficionado, Facilitator of snacks, Human Kleenex, Cuddler extraordinaire, & Occasionally funny. I need a nap. She/HerFeralTherapist (she/her) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐๐
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@lezzimomof2
Married the woman of my dreams. Trying to survive parenthood raising 2 youngins 6 months apart. Here to share life with you all! Check it out @redeftherainbow.Unexpected SAHM
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@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvDadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburIAmJillyBean
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Tattooed Single Mom. Harry Potter Nerd #Hufflepuffโก๏ธCraft Beer Lover๐ป๐erika tucker
@beetsonbikes
Mom & wife from Long Beach Ca I cook. I workout. I write. I explore.Anxious Mediocre Mom
@EA_Gardner
Wife โข Mom of 3 โข Freelance Writer โข Content Creator โข Retired NCAA Volleyballer โข Probably overthinking something somewhereโฆ maybe?AlisonIsBossy
@AlisonIsBossy
Homeschool mom, but not like that. I want #books #travel and all the #librarytwitter friendsjust a girl.
@inthiscoldworld
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Air Plant Murderer/Coffee Lover/Sarcastic Introvert/Video games โค๏ธ/Baker of Carbs/Wicked Smaht/Domestic Supplier of InfantsMomsense Ensues
@momsense_ensues
Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting ๐ https://t.co/ujkBfo5Yxt ๐ #BLMAdam
@adamgreattweet
Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Himthreetimedaddy
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@zoomzoomman1
just a man who eargoeC-Styles
@ChicagoStyles84
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@maaammmaa
Mama to 4 girls. Going more deaf every day.Blair
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@nottheworstmom
Comedian | Author | Publisher ๐ฅ Not The Worst Cookbook ๐๐ผ On sale now โค๏ธMommy Philosophies
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Kindergarten Teacher | Mom of 2 using fatigue-induced humour to get through daily life with a toddler and a babywritemeave
@writemeave
archives and other stories most recently in Digbeth Stories by @floodgatepress Best British Short Stories 2021 @saltpublishingTB Watt
@momof2beaus
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@TheFoxIGive_
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@MemoirsMum
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@MikeCookAuthor
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Mommy to 2 beautiful humans who are my whole world! Outside of them, the world doesnโt make sense.โข Things Karen Says โข
@mymomsakaren
Karen is my mom, who spends extended periods of time living at my house. Iโm 41 years old. These are real things she says.Hobey Echlin
@HobeyEchlin
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@dharmascholar
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@emdawn10
I'm a mom, #artist, #photographer, and #librarian! I love food, #books, great #art, and anything to do with zombies! ;)James the LibRAREian
@Jokez_On_Mee
Dad jokes and puns aplenty, comics and libraries, lil' bit swearySarah H
@sarahh322
Stay At Home Snack Fetcher ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ผ๐ผSifaSeven
@SifaSeven
mum, writer, artist, spoonie, perpetually tired. she/her. FFXIV/BG3 player. Aether/Jenova, also on Coerl, Cactuar, Lamia and Midgardsormr. ๐ฌ๐ง ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ญCeline EX
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@HoneyBeeQueen3
๐bi...she/they...thick 'n' curvy geek...coffee & ink addict...killer of plants I both name & talk to...word & book nerd, baseball lover & I say 'fuck' a lot!๐ฆBitchilante๐ฆ
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@SoulVulnerable1
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@thedadofdesign
I blog and tweet about being a #dad to my 3 beautiful daughters. Author of Fat Daddy: https://t.co/bCl0urFowYUncle Drunky ๐ฅ
@uncledrunky
I make jokes on the Internet. Neurodivergent. Chaotic good. I have broken multiple beds. Your mother will love me. I'll never subscribe to your OF.Michael Jones
@MichaelJones_me
I love music #followmostly_harmless
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@daniehattingh
South African artist.Tracey Wall
@TraceyWall_UK
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@Marvjones04
from Flint to AZ enjoying the heat.Xavier Owens
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@tallwoman17
Book Nerd and herder of small humans, Mother, Grandmother, Artist. Retweeting stuff mostly because other people are way funnier/smarter than me.Wanderschool
@Wanderschooling
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Husband, Father, Maple Leafs, Blue Jays, Lions and Raptors fan.Lara ๐๐ฅ๐
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Mom of teens, always having the the last cry orDr. Michael Bambery
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@Rich3Dawg
I wrote 'The Man without a Party' to throw a spotlight on persecuted journalists. My hero is Carl von Ossietzky, a #Resistance icon for all times.k
@leobabbe
girl + boy mama | student | thrifty | optimisticMJโฎ๏ธ๐๐ผ
@MCEA1969
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@7duncans
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@derek_hathcock
Father to my favorite person in this world. #twitterghost Go Illini, Bulls, Bears, and Cardinals. Really just a nobody!