square peg mama
@squarepegmommy
weird punk-rock mom of 3, living amongst the Range Rover/Lululemon moms. Art account: @disko_gopnik #blm #resist #lgbtq ally. librarian. #parentingtwitter
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https://www.instagram.com/disko_gopnik 20-07-2019 18:40:57
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smartass_moms
@smartass_moms
||MOM🌙|| MARRIED💍|| EMPATH🌿|| COMEDY🍕|| Sarcasm is my love language. New Englander 🐿️
🖤 Just Heather 🖤
@weedswildflowrs
Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoos
Of Black Sheep
@AndBlueWool
''Unconventional and almost intentional.'' ''A perfect balance of funny and sad.'' ''A recipe for radio or rain; I don't know which.''
K8
@edukaitedd
Bookish | Student | Weightlifter | Love Island Stan | Sims Stan | Mom x 2 | ♓︎☉ ♋︎☾ ♒︎⇡| #FuckCancer🎗️
Emily Chibwana
@emilychibwana
Neurospicy mum of 4. #kidlit creator (art and words). Seeking human connection and anything that makes me laugh. Rep'd by @liznealon @greatdoglit
Your Favorite Gay Mom🌈
@lezzimomof2
Married the woman of my dreams. Trying to survive parenthood raising 2 youngins 6 months apart. Here to share life with you all! Check it out @redeftherainbow.
Unexpected SAHM
@UnexpectedSAHM
overeducated punk rock princess turned volvo-driving soccer mom // now on mastodon: @[email protected]
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
IAmJillyBean
@ItIsMsJillyBean
Tattooed Single Mom. Harry Potter Nerd #Hufflepuff⚡️Craft Beer Lover🍻💙
erika tucker
@beetsonbikes
Mom & wife from Long Beach Ca I cook. I workout. I write. I explore.
Anxious Mediocre Mom
@EA_Gardner
Wife • Mom of 3 • Freelance Writer • Content Creator • Retired NCAA Volleyballer • Probably overthinking something somewhere… maybe?
AlisonIsBossy
@AlisonIsBossy
Homeschool mom, but not like that. I want #books #travel and all the #librarytwitter friends
Doc McMuffins
@Cynical_Parent
Air Plant Murderer/Coffee Lover/Sarcastic Introvert/Video games ❤️/Baker of Carbs/Wicked Smaht/Domestic Supplier of Infants
3 Wild Rainbows
@wildrainbow2
mom to 3 rainbows and 6 angels. I'm totally winning at life, kinda.
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@dalanamarie
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Kate the RN for Quality Primary Care 💉🔬📚
@nursekateeRN
She/Her. Mom. Wife. RN MScN BN. Primary/community, team-based care. Health equity. Family health blog/podcast @eitwblog. views are my own.
Your Mom
@modernmomese
29|SAHM|Married - Once went viral over a tweet about waffles. Just a mom with a crazy life & beautiful family.
DadInGeorgia 💙🏳️🌈
@DadInGeorgia
He/Him. Mid-40s single dad, autism parent, cat guardian. Progressive AF. I love my 👪, ☕️, 🥩, 🍺, 🥃, 🎶, & dad jokes. #nerd #BLM #VoteBlue #GoBucks #GoBrowns
Sithi Aditu, MLS, Magistra
@sithiaditu
Sithiaditu at blue sky too Librarian by day, mom by night. Views and vistas my own. Pronouns: she/her
Mama Llama
@justamom819
Idk. I can’t explain.
Jordan
@jordanc007
Aspiring Songwriter/Twitch Streamer. Positivity Always! There’s someone out there for everyone. Spotify: Jordan Tyree #RIPHanaKimura
Ira Murumi
@ira_murumi
⚠Explicitly satirical! Accidentally entered a twitterverse and have made myself home since then. /FUB free/No DM/.
Little Kid Game
@littlekidgame
Bringing you the best in educational mobile games for kids! Curated by parents, recommended by educators. #littlekidgame #edugames.(Some may be sponsored)
Cynthia
@Thia_theMombie
28 • Toddler Mama • Wifey • BPD + Bipolar + Anxiety • Caffeine & Cannabis Enthusiast • Making friends with my demons • Gamer & Geek
Precis PX Meradge
@PMeradge
Mumnipotent Ruler
@MumOfTw0
Mum of 2 under 2 in 2022. Here for the laughs on all things parenting and marriage!
The Golden Oink
@GoldenOink
I'm having a bad run with the uploads at present, 1st joke graded as Spam. 2nd joke graded as Duplicate. 3rd joke graded as Chinese ?
Tijan Keita
@TijanKeita4
Oinlike to be a part
Kalice Bijoux
@KaliceBijoux
Bijoux fantaisie
👑Snarky Princess👑
@iamn0ty0urstar
Classy, sassy, and a bit smart ass-y.
Fred... that’s it...🇨🇦🇺🇸
@FSure4
Dual citizen, politically aware and appalled. Entrepreneur. Very opinionated. Can change my mind given new facts. Pro-Biden
🌻Norma Francisco Wine
@NormaWine1
Reference librarian. Science b4 dogma. Justice & Jazz. Dogs, History, Nature, #Yankees #Arsenal Married, 2 perfect sons.
Coolguy
@Coolguy08788636
Tatiiana🪶
@TatiiBriight
♡ Mom Of Five ♡ Bunny Mom ♡ Canadian (NFLD) Welcome To My Emotional Garden 🪴 Gemini ♡ Coffee Addict ♡ She/Her 💕 Engaged to Mr. Bright
Mediocre Moms Club
@ClubMediocreMom
ethansdad420
@ethansdad420
KEEF KEERIGAN
@KeeriganKeef
Ambriz Williams
@AmbrizWilliams1
I work with the USA 🇺🇸 Special Operational Force, I'm single Originally from Mexico but grew up in Denmark and currently live in New Jersey.
StressedOut
@stressed_out14
My account of 8 years was hacked and Twitter won’t let me have it back soooo here I am! Medical Laboratory Scientist | #blacklivesmatter #prochoice
Kidoz Online Kids Shop
@kidozkidsshop
At Kidoz, we aspire to meet all parenting and kid's needs through innovation and adherence to the highest quality stands, whilst offering value for money.
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Overtime Momma🥇
@OvertimeMomma
My biggest flex is I can fold fitted sheets.
Bimi Boo Kids
@bimibookids
Parenting is a Better Journey with Bimi Boo✨
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@gochez22
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Lynnelouisewalker
@Lynnelouisewal1
Owner of Alfie & Freddie.Supports our Military. Theatre enthusiast. Bronte,Austen & Dickens fan.Loves Yorkshire. No DMs
Paige
@Dropdeadpaige1
I am probably off cuddling a cat or playing animal crossing
Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion
@MrsOHarasMinion
Non-judgmental human. I experience freudenfreude every day. Retired due to PTSD. Remarried with grandkids. Competent whistler.
Updated Moms
@updatedmoms
Updated-Moms is an informative web with a mission to provide scientifically authentic and updated knowledge in a simple way, from pregnancy to parenting.
Charlotte - Doing The Mum Thing
@themumthing
Blogger - Craft, Education, Family & Lifestyle. Loves making stuff, children's books, dogs and avoiding housework. https://t.co/eLQRgunZVg…
K Beard
@kmbeard10
Wife - Mom - MM Fighter - Runner - MMRF Greenland Trek 2022 - Nuun Ambassador - Honey Stinger Ambassador - Mad Ritual Ambassador use code KBEARD20
SJ 🌸🌙
@sarbeartweets
she/her
Team Snorble
@teamsnorble
Snorble® is a smart companion for children designed to promote healthy habits, educational advancement, and social-emotional development.
Brad Leavy🎥youtube
@mrbluemoon24
Making our world better , The dad Who Now makes videos with his family, please go check out our family youtube channel (THE LEAVYS) ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Hippie Frankie
@HippyFranky
#artist #music #nature #love #truth #justice 🎶❤️🌻#RESIST🌏 Where words fail, music and art speak. Proud lesbian. I survived. #PTSD 🦋 🏳️🌈👭
Benny, the Dirty Mocha
@GotJbenny
DMs open for Dad Jokes, Chats, Boobs, whatever. My Drawings: https://t.co/ZNa7QWHSgr
Caro Line
@CaroHarp
Writer. Researcher. Harpist. Artist. Professionally, I run criminal background checks. Independently, I conduct research projects, and write novels. #writer
The Leavys 🎥youtube
@TLeavys
Family youtube channel Trying to create great memories Please support us and consider subscribing Link below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
megan aka mama 🔆
@raisingbea
an “I don’t know what day it is” mom. probably making a craft or feeding my kid chips. enneagram 9. I think I'm funny, so laugh and tell me I’m pretty.
C-Styles
@ChicagoStyles84
RGV & Chicago| Hip hop vet| new album: Game 7 is out now!!
Mama (it’s pronouced MAAAMMMAA!!!)
@maaammmaa
Mama to 4 girls. Going more deaf every day.
Blair
@TheInfamousBB
Baobub - Superheroes In The Making!
@BaobubApp
Screen-free play time! Enjoy fun audio games with your children and develop their skills while you play 🚼💖🎧 Download now!
*sigh*clops
@aotakeo
single and unwilling to mingle | older tweets ⬇️
Sara Buckley
@nottheworstmom
Comedian | Author | Publisher 🥘 Not The Worst Cookbook 👇🏼 On sale now ❤️
Baby Sleep Coach
@Sleepy_angels_
Holistic baby sleep coach and Maternity Nurse 💫Gentle sleep solutions 💫Maternity nursing 💫Night nurse support 💫Infant baby care 💫Virtual
Mommy Philosophies
@MomPhilosophies
Kindergarten Teacher | Mom of 2 using fatigue-induced humour to get through daily life with a toddler and a baby
Robertson Alfred
@RobertsonAlfre2
Stay healthy. it's important
writemeave
@writemeave
archives and other stories most recently in Digbeth Stories by @floodgatepress Best British Short Stories 2021 @saltpublishing
TB Watt
@momof2beaus
Married. Mom of 2 boys. Lead actress in a messy drama directed by two unscrupulous toddlers🎬Jack and Jill Mom. @HowardU