Due to global warming, Mariah Carey unfroze quicker this year. This is why we need to save the planet.

Trudeau get your house in order fam

if you like Uma Musume vote for Zohran Mamdani

they saw one of the most successful campaigns in history and thought: a woman must have done this very woke thank you new york post

So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?

Children still deserve to eat even if their parents are on drugs. Those parents still deserve to eat even if they are on drugs. If we, as a country, can afford to not let anyone starve, that is the marker of an objectively better society.

Panic is temporary...existential dread is forever

average electron app: "I'LL JUST ALLOCATE AND IF I GO OVER 4GB OF RAM I'LL KILL MYSELF"

It should've been her...

i swear 90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion

oh you have a data warehouse? that's cool i live in a data mansion. it's on a data lake. we even have a data dog

I started wondering why music on YouTube suddenly sounded overcompressed (using a compressor/limiter, not lower kbps), where quiet parts would ramp up with noise, and low end kicks sounded anemic. This likely why. The AI enhancements. Nevermind that artists pay engineers

Also what is the freaking point? I’m losing my mind here. curl + libcurl is *already* C!!! I’d have a tiny, tiny bit of respect if you were rewriting it in a different lang like rust or something. But the hubris to think that your AI generated slop is going to outdo 25+

oh you’re using claude code? everyone’s using open code. just kidding we’re all on amp code. we’re using cline, we’re using roo code. we just forked our own version of roo. were using kilo code. we were on coderabbit but their ceo yelled at us so now we’re using qorbit. apple

Historic: Zohran Mamdani became the first NYC mayor to take his oath of office where the Ninja Turtles live. Millennials have officially taken power.

it's all been leading up to this. my whole life is downhill from here.