Fellas, you need to be wearing sandals with pants this summer.

when bro wants to rizz up the 10/10 and ask me to man mark her 2/10 rude friends😭

Found him ❤️🤗

when a baddie finally let’s you hit and you feel your meat going soft

You leff fruit dey talk about anus ? Ah ma doctor ben kraa nie 😭😭😭😭

Keanu Reeves at the premier of ‘Another You’ (1991)

The peace sign is also the trigger finger

Till this day, the GREATEST deleted tweet of all time! 🐐

Guten Morgen aus Vancouver 📣 #ucl #fcbayern #fcbpsg #packmas #esmuellert

If you’re a skilled Barber looking for an employment, send him a DM ASAP!

How did Speed get all these UCL predictions right😳, i now believe football is scripted and he had the script, industry plant

Barcelona Femení debut the Olivia Rodrigo collab kit vs. Levante 🎸

all of a sudden this guy has insane pr and he backs it with good football too. he’s always in the news for some weird reasons

I am convinced this guy faked injury to run away from the drama in the club

We had to wait till half time before we saw a goal in the Arsenal Atleti game yesterday, PSG has scored in 2 minutes 😂😂😂

🚨🇪🇺 Only one player in UCL history recorded a goal contribution in 7 consecutive knockout games. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia. 🇬🇪

I have never seen robbery like this before in football. And this is coming from someone who watches the EPL.

Bayern could not believe they didn't get a penalty for that João Neves handball 😲

Nobody has ever smoked ONLY weed and gone mad

Became a house hold name and people can’t even spell his name correctly. Pure talent.