I'll put a wee bit sudocrem on that tweet, sort it right out.

@NiallBradleyEd Captain Haggerty Gordon Guthrie Is it not a bot though? I feel like only a bot would bother to reply to such a ridiculous post

Joe @NiallBradleyEd Captain Haggerty Gordon Guthrie The penny just stopped with me re it being a bot. I originally thought it was deep sarcasm/humour, then thought they were serious & finally realised it’s a bot responding to keywords.

Takes me a while to figure things out. Maybe I should try rubbing some Sudocrem on my brain?

@Samanth84119438 Joe @NiallBradleyEd Captain Haggerty Gordon Guthrie I'm sorry Dave, that's not its intended use. 😜