• 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡— —𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚. 𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘮's 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘙𝘪𝘤𝘩, 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘤𝘬 {𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵}

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- ¹⁰⁸⁴ —————— • ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ • ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ • ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ; ꜱᴜʙᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ʟᴇᴀɴ —————— « ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇʟᴘ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ »

𝖸𝗈𝗎‘𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖺 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗅𝗒. 𝖣𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝗒𝗈𝗎, 𝖻𝗈𝗒.

- —————— • ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴏsʙᴏʀɴ • ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴠᴇɴᴏᴍ • ᴠᴇʀs ᴛᴏᴘ; ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀɴᴛ ʟᴇᴀɴ —————— « ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ »

His boots are desperately in need of a tongue to clean them.

Adorable.

Why so aggressive puppy? Did someone stole your bone? Poor little boy.

Oh am I? Here, let me scratch behind your ear.

- scratch scratch -

Doesnt work, hm?

- scratch, scratch - Who‘s a good boy?

What was that? Can‘t hear you.

„Say it like you mean it.“

Daddy is back. Now kiss his boots.

This businessman speaks with a heavy german accent.

He is hiring interns.

Come to mommy, boy~.