I can’t wait to see the troops in their gear tomorrow😍

I had to return from my hiatus (busy respecting the troops) to say that arguing over a spirit stick isn’t what our lord and savior Tory Perry would want.

Every month is marijuana awareness month. I will not rest until this dangerous drug is eradicated.

If you’re asleep, you hate the troops. Good thing I haven’t slept in weeks!

This man taps your girl’s booty in front of you.... wyd?

If you’re asleep right now, you hate the troops.

I’m still not sold on Lamar Jackson. Definitely isn’t as hard working as Max Pittman, and I wouldn’t let him date my daughter.

Also, good afternoon Ayesha Curry.

Neither of these guys - are hard workers - could date my daughter But you know who meets those requirements? Max Pittman

I AM RESPECTING THE HELL OUT OF THE TROOPS TODAY.

If you see anyone on twitter saying “fuck the troops” send them my way😡😡😡😡

It’s an understatement to say I’m excited to watch the hardest working player in Indiana, Dylan Stafford, play tonight.

I have turned down the knicks job

Conner Van Scyoc is extremely attractive and I wish he were still in high school.

The first step to ending racism:

It’s about time I update this list....

A hardworker like BDN at QB for the Colts? Can’t see how this could go wrong.

I’m glad my wife and kids are self quarantining with her boyfriend!

Face reveal at 75 followers

Sorry I have been gone for so long. I was searching endlessly and can now proudly say I have ended the coronavirus pandemic.