start trying

It’s a golden rule that as soon as you start filming your pet they stop doing the cute thing you were trying to film

Absolutely wild that 6 people can undo decades of progress. I'm so tired.

My mom: *tells me endlessly to do the thing* Me: *does the thing* My mom: "why did you do that? I just told you to prepare to do the thing" Me: *internal screaming*

Good morning I made this instead of studying

YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground

The only thing this proves is that women are harassed on a daily basis and don't trust a male stranger approaching them out of nowhere.

This TikTok is worth your time. The overturning of Roe V. Wade has empowered theocrats to deny women contraception. Please share this, people need to understand what we’re facing. tiktok.com/t/ZTRrHJana/?k…

a mistake

This is the first year I forgot mine and my ex's anniversary until after it passed. I feel strangely accomplished

mad

This is an amazing paragraph newyorker.com/magazine/2022/…

1. Hello. Amazon today announced it would pay $1.7 billion to acquire iRobot, the company behind the Roomba robotic vacuum. It may be the most dangerous, threatening acquisition in the company's history. A thread.

those who can’t code, use excel

Best selling car in 🇮🇹 vs 🇺🇸. With such a small car, i have no idea how Italians do their weekly Costo/Walmart grocery run🙃

“i’m going to automate this in excel, it shouldn’t take too long” 🤡

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.