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sporanges

@sporange404

once made a spreadsheet so good I made my supervisor cry

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My mom: *tells me endlessly to do the thing* Me: *does the thing* My mom: "why did you do that? I just told you to prepare to do the thing" Me: *internal screaming*

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground

kaya (@bluxhan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The only thing this proves is that women are harassed on a daily basis and don't trust a male stranger approaching them out of nowhere.

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This TikTok is worth your time. The overturning of Roe V. Wade has empowered theocrats to deny women contraception. Please share this, people need to understand what we’re facing. tiktok.com/t/ZTRrHJana/?k…

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1. Hello. Amazon today announced it would pay $1.7 billion to acquire iRobot, the company behind the Roomba robotic vacuum. It may be the most dangerous, threatening acquisition in the company's history. A thread.

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Best selling car in 🇮🇹 vs 🇺🇸. With such a small car, i have no idea how Italians do their weekly Costo/Walmart grocery run🙃

Best selling car in 🇮🇹 vs 🇺🇸. With such a small car, i have no idea how Italians do their weekly Costo/Walmart grocery run🙃
Glenn F. Henriksen (@henriksen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.