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Me: do you watch unsolved mysteries on Netflix? My BF: Baby I'm dating an unsolved mystery

Getting a volunteer promotion is like getting a high five for petting random dogs and I'm about it

nobody : absolutely nobody: my brain:

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc

I've advocated a lot more for myself than usual this week, and every time I've done so, it has paid off. #bossbitch

Got a sunburn today y'all be careful out there

pierogies

Sometimes I randomly remember that I was an actor in the New Orleans Parish prison intake video and that anytime someone is taken to jail in NOLA, they have to watch a video with me in it

Does anyone know where Jeeves went? I need to ask him something

Pure joy in PetSmart 🥰

I don't think Kathryn Hahn and her talent gets enough recognition

Living her best life

Dumbass <<< silly goose caboose

I walked into the volunteer lounge at the animal shelter and all I heard was "...and his anus was bleeding? How did his poop look?" You know, normal conversation

Last week I won free theatre tickets, this week I won free concert tickets...what's next? Should I play the lottery??

3 weeks off starting N O W 🙌

My employer is writing an article about my volunteering at the animal shelter. My priorities are being featured by my livelihood. Full circle 🔵

What is the name Kiki short for? Kikkomen soy sauce?