John Wick and that’s the only correct answer.

I think a pardon here would go a long way.

When I tell you I can’t freaking wait. Mannnnnn.

Here’s to the Doc. 🍻

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

Might as well start early. Dear Santa:

I told any and everyone who would listen that they’d let Rose in the Hall of Fame after he died so he wouldn’t get the joy of knowing he made it in. Absolutely disgusting.

“DJ turn it up, ladies this yo jam”

This is going to be a hot take but it is what it is. If you leave your kid in the car and they die because of a heatstroke, you should absolutely be burned at the stake. I’m so sick and tired of seeing kids die because their parents are shit heads. Stop the world, let them off.

51 degrees on the way to work with the top off the Jeep? I’m not built like that. Top goes back on TONIGHT.

Spencer Rattler just isn’t the guy. Tyler Shough isn’t either so we’re in trouble. Meanwhile, all these 2nd and 3rd string QB’s in the league are better than our starter.

What is going on? Why is Aaron Jones getting zero touches? Did I miss an injury?

Make the New York Jets play someone in the UFL for a spot in the NFL. 32 total offensive yards for a half is absurd.

I guess FanDuel Sportsbook just isn’t going to let me see if I can cash out or how my bets are looking. Phenomenal scamming service.

Apparently all I had to do was talk shit about Davis Mills passing yards and he’ll wake up. Goes from 38 yards with 5 mins left to 114 at the half. Thank you Davis.

The Stroke at 7:51 AM, max volume is exactly what your dude needed.

Dear Santa: