*Obnoxious ~I~N~F~A~N~T~S~*

*Sharp intake of breath.* *Sturdies himself.* MOOOOooooOoOoOoOoOM!!!!!!!!

Ok, man. We need to talk. Like, let's go grab some food. x.com/spookyleader/s…

WILL THE REAL SLIM SHAGGY PLEASE COME UP TO THE STAGE.

Honey, honey.

Like, where is Scoobs??

It's pronounced "attractive young man". Pfft. x.com/amonleeds/stat…

Honk, honk.

Wow, Scoobs. These dudes over the fourth wall are just /meeeean/. They should eat more.

MEMES.

SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU??

Hey, it's best not to swim after you've eaten. x.com/amonleeds/stat…

Like a G.I. Joe action figure, you know?

*Stares at himself in the mirror.* *Frowns.* How does one even, like, get muscles?? *Stares. Shrugs.* Ehhhhh, whatever.

Mom, Freddy doesn't, like, love me. x.com/spookyleader/s…

Anyone ever, like, notice that Crystal totally just disappears for, like, days??

*Does some fancy moonwalking. A creature sludges past, leaving a trail of toxic goo. Wide-eyed, he moonwalks the hell outta there.*

Zoinks, man. That was one heck of a nap.

SHAGGY. Oh, wait. Ahaha. Zoinks, man, that's /me/. Uh... SCOOBY DOO.