Was tryna be polite but I really need a new season of severance right the fuck now .

hunter.

Being drunk I’m Halifax feels so good

Today is the only day you can retweet this! Happy Piccolo Day!

Knives out 3 : the crystal shallot

My dad is at the Taylor Swift concert in Stockholm right now what the fuck

Just filed my last pogey for the year, summer is finally here

This is so real for me because I floss my teeth 200 times a day

Para pensar…

Bald with a big beard makes me look mean I kinda love it

PEI living magazine dropped today and guess who got the chef feature 🤌🤌

Todays my first full day off work since May 17th how drunk am I going to get

Filed my pogey today

Wild robot might be best movie I’ve seen in the last five year

This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice you’ve ever gotten and

hope this hasn’t been done yet