woke this morning thinking of an alt universe where fj is alive and kicking long enough to see francis kidnapped ... now That’s big sexy

man, looking at cryptid lists and reading about sightings and like, damn, there were a lot of remnant dinosaurs in the southern hemisphere before white people came in and started shooting everything for sport.

Me asking myself if I plan to consume anything except coffee and adderal today

francis crozier at the command meeting:

so many people romanticize living in the Shire as if it’s just tea parties and seed cake and pipe-weed all day when in reality it’s these confounded relatives hanging on the bell all day, never giving me a moment's peace! I want to see mountains again, mountains Gandalf!

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Y'all ever think about the fact that if Gore had lived longer things between Crozier and the Erebites after Sir John might have been smoother? Bc Gore knew him and served on his dad's ship with him and might just be a lil more willing to listen bc of this

On one hand he's gonna be yellow all the time and literally just another superhero villain, but on the other he's gonna get to use his real face unlike most one shot villains, also skintight suit 🤷‍♀️

james episodes 1-6: tell me i'm good francis, tell me i'm good. tell me i'm good, tell me i'm good francis: no, you prick. i will not james in the cairn scene: tell me i'm bad, francis see that i'm bad. tell me i'm bad, see that i'm bad francis: no, brother. i will not

It actually took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that David Young was not the guy who died on Beechy. My brain focused so hard on how they made his burial look just like John Torrington's that it just accepted them as one and the same.

Ok AMC, let's keep it going!

Finally watched The North Water and decided to re-read the book and this time caught what has to be a reference to John Ross's Croker Mountains (in the book they are just inside Lancaster Sound, which iirc is where Ross was when he "sighted" them)

i love this like who's ned gonna tell? literally just john & george. but francis is like "edward if u say ghosts to 'god does not grant us ghosts but if he does i will cry' irving or george 'hallo random crewman have you heard a ghost is hunting us?' hodgson, i will throttle you"