BREAKING: Prince Harry is not allowed to wear his military uniform to the funeral because he married Meghan Markle, but you will be pleased to know Prince Andrew can still wear his uniform because he's only a nonce x

I have a lot going on right now & could really, really use some help. Trying to make what I can in sales/commissions, but between being kicked out, new dental bills, & an emergency vet appt for my dog tomorrow, I'm really struggling.

Started my day with a chronically online gen z leftist excusing a caretaker for stealing the CC of a dead elderly patient bc the US underpays CNAs. Apparently it doesn’t make any difference that it happened in the UK.

The next time you're incline to believe anything that any police officer says ever, ESPECIALLY press releases or social media posts, remember:

I just got a Dutch Brothers energy drink and it came out to $7.50. This shit better be life changing

dont worry darling boldly asks the question: what if a white lady tried to write a jordan peele movie

Spirituality question: Does anyone more familiar with the subject/Judaism know if using metatron’s cube in an art piece would be appropriative?

I really wish Furminator made a brush for those of us who get an itchy scalp when the weather or humidity changes

How do I know so much about how Elon Musk does things? I spent 3 years investigating Tesla at Business Insider from 2018-2021. Here are some of sloppy, dangerous, callous, things I learned:

Lockdown sucked but I am so completely over how much it sucks to set and hold a boundary with toxic-ass people, no matter how nice you are about it. At least I didn’t have to deal with people making up lies about me wholesale to make me look like the villain.

Imagine your kid attempted suicide and you stayed at work to tweet about Hunter Biden and Elon Musk

Billionaire copium

Lucy Steel is canonically the only character to have gaydar.

r/iamverysmart

I just got an anonymous DM telling me to remember to dilate from the “we can always tell” crowd. I’m cis and have posted about having an ovary removed before??? Why are these shitty people also so stupid

I have two paintings left if anyone is interested 🙏🌈 The blue Midsommar flower crown ghost ($70), and the upper right small ghost sitting in a field of flowers ($40)! Thank you to folks for helping me boost & for buying the rest of these, it means so much. 😭