Stay away from Minnesota unless you love brutal winters, Trans people, Somalis, Latinos and Hmong people and paying high taxes. If you love all of those things then you are welcome to come. The rest of you ef-off

i wish i had a hamster's ability to die under severe stress

My love is so deep that you will have to face yourself.

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you

✍🏻men still pretend✍🏻they don’t like uppies✍🏻

fuck yes girl

And for the men, perhaps therapy

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

i’m gonna start saying “not all men” when someone says something positive about a man

Having to explain myself to literally anyone for any reason makes me wanna scream. Just let me rock.

One thing about men conceptualizing themselves as women's protectors is that if a woman refuses their protection, they'll endlessly fantasize about her death. That says a whole lot.

She's right. I thought I was destined for a life of sexual harassment because no one told me it was really about youth. As soon as I no longer looked underage, the harassment sharply decreased. It's one of the most depressing improvements in my life.

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

Happy 420 Everyone 🍃💨

The ones who did. Are dead. By “suicide”. Or “accident”.

I remember arguing with a man that rapist and pedophiles cannot be rehabilitated, he said they could. This man is now a lawyer.

these sentiments implying that certain jobs are beneath you based on your education level contributes to the hierarchy of labor corps use to justify underpaying everyone in service, retail, and hospitality jobs