Why did Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher need to announce that they stink to the world

That’s one way to convince people to get vaccinated I guess

“Sorry bro, you didn’t get enough retweets today. We will not be helping the homeless anytime soon”

Damn, she really owned the rich by um.. going to an event that costs $30,000 to go to

Well this fucking sucks. Thought it had to be fake or something when I saw it. Norm Macdonald was of the funniest dudes to ever live. RIP deadline.com/2021/09/norm-m…

Did this guy really need to mention that he married a girl fresh out of high school here

Fellas if Twitter actually dies I had a lot of fun with y’all. I hope we all live to tweet another day 🫡