You— how dare you! I’ll have you know I’m rather competent in the bedroom! Besides, I wouldn’t touch you! [he glares at her, mouth open in offence with his fists clenched]

“We could’ve been such good friends, miss Quinzel. We could’ve built our own empire — well more like you’d help me build /mine/“

Last time I checked, Quinn you weren’t my personal psychologist. I don’t need a fucking pill! [he grabs a class of whiskey, throwing it in her direction]

Beyond help?! Therapy from you would be like the blind leading the blind! I’d rather spend a stint in Arkham than sit through you talking for an hour. [he rubs his forehead, groaning softly and tapping his foot]

Adorable? Me? Oh well thank you— [he smiles and shrugs his shoulders] That doesn’t change anything, Quinn! You still owe me

Lucky for me you’re not a stone. [he scowls, fixing his gloves on his hands before reaching into his jacket for a scalpel] Now, can we come to an agreement or do I have to tear off that pretty little face of yours?

[he stares in the direction that Harley in looking in, in confusion] Talking to your imaginary friends, Quinn? I suppose they’re the only ones you have Hm? [he storms towards her, grabbing her face and bringing the scalpel to her skin] Now you listen here Quinn…

“Ugh… I hate having to get my hands dirty”

|| I’m so mean to you all in character but I promise I love my mutuals that I’ve already started making really 🥺🖤

[she’s right. Roman really had to start thinking before acting. He furrows his brow in thought, his leather clad hand squeezing her jaw] And how do you propose you ‘pay me back’ Hm?

“For fucks sake, Victor”

Well a man’s got to think about these things. If I’m going to die I’m going to die in style. Ugh I’d rather not be known for being killed by you

|| SOMEONE GIVE ME THE GAYS

Oh the pleasure is all mine

[ maybe if the situation was switched and Harley wasn’t well harley then Roman would’ve rather enjoyed their predicament. His lip curls and he grips her tighter] You best think quick, Quinn. You know I’m not a patient man.

Wow I’m shocked.. we can agree on something. Alright, entertain me, tell me how youd do it

[ he thinks for a moment, eyes cast downwards as he thinks. The scalpel he presses into her skin briefly before pulling it away] Double or nothing what? Hm? What are you offering me? [he still has hold of her jaw]

[ oh now that, that he couldn’t refuse. He had wanted Harley on his side for a while even if he couldn’t stand her. With her on his side the joker was one less] Fine! You better get me that damn diamond [he lets her go, turning his back]

|| also just want to put it out there that I’m very much up for crossovers from other fandoms! Marvel peeps feel free to interact

“It’s one o’clock somewhere right?”