I booted up the Wii fit channel on my childhood Wii and am floored at how fat my Mii is despite not being a fat child growing up.

today the tsa was scolding people for asking if they needed to take their shoes off as if the polish on my toes right now isn’t older than that rule change

Do not. Disappoint me. With another ape looking werewolf design.

Weed does not smell good

btw this is done so you aren’t drinking literal aluminum which is about a billion times worse for you than microplastics

as long as the non-biting species don’t get caught in the crossfire

when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible

MENTOUR PILOT NOOO

I think it’s very obvious the people claiming it costs $60 to cook a meal are getting the price based on the total they spent on those ingredients at the store and not dividing the price by the amount they used for the meal

arenas gotta be one of the worst fucking venues for live music. not a single good seat in the damn place and the floor is insane.

I will return to this account the second I can find platinumblondetwt or something.

all hate to this guy if you wear these im gonna assume you're a weirdo

If you buy the MacBook Neo you have to get the one with the cfm LEAP. If you get the PW1000G Neo it has reliability issues that aren’t worth the increased power efficiency. Thank me later.