no, eat webs.

⠀⠀⠀ 𝘦𝘩, a 𝐥𝐨𝐭 of ‘em can break outta my webs. it’s what i do 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 the webs are still there that matters. ‘sides, i’ve learned better than to trust an osborn that’s ‘ not doing anything ’ . ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ ❝ 𝘩𝘶𝘩, those are some pretty 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 reflexes, you haven’t happened to of been bitten by a spider, right —- ? ❞ ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ ❝ 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 you’re going to end up 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 someone with that hammer if you keep it up! ❞ ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ i’ve had bad experiences with 𝑩𝑶𝑻𝑯 you and him —- well, a different version of you anyway. ⠀⠀⠀

uhh, sixty years from now surrounded by loved ones?

⠀⠀⠀ even 𝒊𝒇 he knew, it most likely depend on what he’d done for Spidey to take any sort of interest. ❝ 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 much, i’ve got a few other tricks up my sleeve though—- and haki? what’s that? ❞ ⠀⠀⠀

yawn.

an even louder, 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 yawn.

⠀⠀⠀ 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 . ⠀⠀⠀

ㅤ PROFESSIONAL BACK - CRACKER ON THE WAY. ㅤ

⠀⠀⠀ . . 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩. yeah, sure thing—-. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ just got done laying out a group of bank robbers. ⠀⠀⠀

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⠀⠀⠀ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘴 . ⠀⠀⠀

spinning a web at the reader .

ᅠ ᅠ it wouldn’t happen to be the one 𝑯𝑬 was going to steal , would it —- ? ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ oh he’ll just 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘺 ask for it back . and if she doesn’t he’ll just have to 𝒘𝒆𝒃 her up . ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ then they get to do things the 𝒇𝒖𝒏 way —- the thief spinning webs towards the felicia ! ᅠ ᅠ