"I just might do what I fuckin' like, Fuck shorty cause her and my ex look fuckin' alike, And do shit in the bed that my ex wouldn't like, And fly my ex in on the next fuckin' flight, fuckin' right." - #JoellOrtiz

"the more informed you are, the better you’re going to eat, cuz a lot of us are digging a grave with our own teeth." - #MrLif

"The breakup was horrible, but the art was incredible." - #PeteHolmes chatting with #ChrisThile

Yup, it's just a regular, normal day in the lib---- wait? Is that a t-rex in the stacks!?! 🦖 [Big thanks to Richmond Hill's brave tweens, who helped save the Library during yesterday's Dinosaur Disaster program! 🦕👏]

The blonde leaving the blind.

She got the personality of a bed sheet. - #Syx

What don't kill me, will just make me crazier. I'm so filthy, sorry I had to see me like this. I sold you a lie that showed through my eyes. It told you to cry a stained glass suicide. #Eyedea

"Ex lover and a best friend, best lover and an ex friend." - #Atmosphere

My wrists get slit on your shoulder blades Spilling all over the place I'd lay my jacket over the blood puddle when we go on dates To prove I'm a gentleman, peddling my bike at a slower pace - #SageFrancis

Getting a million memories just to forget her. - #Slug #Atmosphere

"Every girl is lookin' for the next best thing, every boy's in love with his girl's best friend." - #POS is ruining my life

Know limits. - #Slug

From time to time you cross my mind. Good company is hard to find. - #TwinForks aka #DashboardConfessional side project.

"it's business as usual, I've gotta get used to this, Glass ceiling that sits just above my cubicle." - #SoulPosition #Blueprint #RJD2 #JustThink

Watching this man, falling off of this plan Underachievin' just so he can understand #Atmosphere

"She used to treat street dividers like a balance beam, Arms spread wider than the legs in her dad's magazine." - #SageFrancis

The torture of small talk, with someone you used to love. - #falloutboy

The boy who wrote the lyrics ain't the man who sings the songs. - #BumpinUglies

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