@Lancehasatwit My very clever asst Katharine Abortion Is Healthcare Heller did make this product years ago.

Packing to temporarily move back in with my parents 6 months after completing a Series Regular while sipping the matcha made by a friend still working as a barista despite her DC movie coming out in a month🫠

Every day is a good day to support striking Union members who aren’t working to make the world a bit fairer. Send a text or a virtual hug or a gif of a Silken Windhound. We also take Venmo.

Journalists - it’s not a “Hollywood Actors Strike”. It’s a union strike for working actors supporting union writers who also happen to live all over the country

GAH GO GIDEON!!!

This tweet is chef's kiss on many levels

I'm watching my neighbor's dog who has anxiety and likes background noise when you leave her alone, so I put on today's ep of MeidasTouch before I left the house because a dog's gotta learn someday, amirite?

Who wants to tell her? washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/…

Honestly, Same

45's mug shot looks like any 2 y/o who was told not to hit the family dog and is in a time out

Me: Aaaaah, finally some down time and a cucumber face mask I got from a friend The Fruit Fly That Just Entered My Apartment: I am here for this

I just opened a Covid rapid test in my apartment b/c I was in contact with a good friend recently who has Covid, and Lucy thought I was opening a bag of dog treats and she sat waiting for said imaginary treats:

The only person who should interview 45 on national television is Mehdi Hasan

Wasn't this an episode of Superstore

Want to see what I do late night, but during a gorgeous day for free on the street? Join us Thursday October 12 at 5:30pm outside 64 E 4th St w/the NY Neo-Futurists. Family friendly. Come for the fun, stay for watching me getting massaged with cake

Racism.

Everyone LOVES Katharine Abortion Is Healthcare Heller and here she is cracking us up (and with a fabulous new hairdo). Get the pod ep at KATG.com/KatharineHeller Chemda @keithmalley

I’m doing a re-watch of Scandal just for their solid makeup, hair and fashion game

I don't think Elon Musk knows how to make anything that doesn't break