It's a balmy 31 degrees out

Kudos to the black lady with a Flintstones shirt on

I just watched Trevor Noah's opening from the Grammys and he was way too nice

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

Happy 37th anniversary to Apu's expired ham 🥳

Jimmy Fallon after I bring him coffee during the commercial break: "Oh my God, are you kidding? Fantastic! Come on! That's the way you do it!"

It actually SOUNDS cold outside

"Every creative object wants the safety and warmth of staying inside your head. You're trying to drag it out into the light." --Patton Oswalt, encouraging his first wife, Michelle McNamara, to finish her book, I'll Be Gone in the Dark

Conservatives: the Super Bowl halftime show ABSOLUTELY MUST be in English! Kid Rock: Ba Wit Da Ba Da Bang Da Bang Diggy Diggy

When God created ducks, He said; Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

I wonder how many people have watched Begonia by mistake instead of Bugonia?

It's not a political thing; I just don't care for Kid Bunny.

Might watch Snowpiercer just because of the title.

I'm outraged! There hasn't been a single commercial with Dua Lipa in it yet.

I hadn't seen my parents for a few weeks, so I was over there for the Super Bowl and my dad (who is a diehard Republican) switched over to the All-American Halftime Show and said at one point " I can't understand what they're saying."

It's very important you know Tommy Lee Jones made coffee commercials in Japan and they are amazing 🔥

James Van Der Beek’s final message to the world is one of the most powerful things I have ever heard. Stop whatever you are doing and listen to this! 🥺

We're all singing Paula Cole tonight...

If you're a Horror movie buff, you have to watch Friday the 13th today, My Bloody Valentine tomorrow and Leprechaun in the Hood on Sunday, I don't make the rules

Happy ValenTyne's Daly!