Boys drink Derrick White, men sip on that Yao Ming

POV: you are dating a sports gambler

In America and the UK, phrases consisting of two or more words now count as one word. Because of woke.

Actually hilarious

Told an undergrad pickup buddy that I’m getting my PhD in philosophy and he asked if I liked Bioshock

You may not like it, but this is what peak metaphysical performance looks like.

My brother just committed the ultimate logical faux pas of calling two objects “identicalish.” How do I break the news about identity to him?

There is nothing quite like walking into random New York bars alone and eavesdropping on conversations: “There’s a book being written about superconnectors, there’s a chapter about me.”

This rocks

Can’t believe the Knicks got Pope Leo XIV as a throw-in in the KAT trade

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Knicks fans have been watching lineups like this for the better part of 24 years waiting for another conference finals appearance. It’s finally our time!

i honestly believe that josh hart would dive into an active volcano if you told him there was a late game rebound in there

Learn statistics and you too can be just like Mark

Ordered a used copy of Chisholm’s Perceiving off Amazon and it turned out to be Lynne Rudder Baker’s!

Goodman was a prophet

Alex Pretti was murdered.

Can’t believe I got scammed into doing a 5 year program and a whole dissertation when the educational maestro was right there waiting for me

Mime-body dualism