"Bub, you're grounded for whatever I tried to ground you for before."

//Yoink

Oh no, illegal words! x.com/QueenMagically…

"Wait, where does the saying single like a Pringle even come from? Pringles come in a can with many other Pringles and are eaten as a group."

//Wanting to hit Scourge with a shovel is how I'm supposed to feel, right?

What's the most awkward date you've ever been on? 😳💔 — This one, right now. This is a date, right? curiouscat.me/OldDragonSpike…

"What's everybody squinting at, it's not /that/ bright out."

"Do NOT eat BABIES!"

"Why are unicorns so horny?"

"It me."

"You're all weird, I'm going home."

//ug, been so tired lately. My brain does not want to write

"Oh heck, I forgot Honey the Cat 's birthday."

//I'm moving away from lewd on this account. Unfollowing some primarily or overtly lewd accounts. It's nothing personal against anybody.

"This feels relevant suddenly."