maybe drop the blanket and magically you’re gone and then hang the dog from a tree

it sure was weird!!!!!!!! said the coach as twelve thai boys clutched their bottoms

is that seriously how far you got

steve ditko’s lifelong struggle with drugs and alcohol and capeshit is mercifully over

and now to pump all those thai boys full of air

#justice

does the apple campus roll down stevens creek boulevard vacuuming up cat hair

YOUR MOVE STOUFFERSLASAGNA

when are there going to be ***SHE*** males

HEY EVERYBODY: TIM AND ERIC HAVE DOWN SYNDROME

more like john mccain’t

if there’s such of a thing as a female compu-goth, they don’t look like maidens of doom with all that black lace they look like they work at see’s candy at vallco

wake and bake??? more like woke and ****toke*** me a ride home from 21840 mcclellan road after i steal a bunch of atm cards

Bill Cosby kills four guards, escapes

TODAY I SUDDENLY DISCOVERED QUITE BY ACCIDENT THAT I AM ***NOT*** REGISTERED TO VOTE SO ALL GOOD HERE

did mad magazine stop doing jokes when sergio arragones died

when i defocus my eyes the right distance away from my keyboard like a 3D magic poster i can interleave the A and S keys with the F and G keys to spell FAGS in HD

CLOWES, WARE VICTORIOUS

when you lick dick, you're holding up a mirror to society