Aaaaaahhhhh! The aliens have arrived! instagram.com/p/7D0n5sM-VV/

Someone named "EW" in Maryland birdshit loves me. instagram.com/p/7ECpOSs-RQ/

Happily, no one took them up on the offer. I overheard the owner say, "That really chaps my ass." instagram.com/p/7ZB5N_M-fU/

Prince's guitar melted and turned to stone! instagram.com/p/7a7feRM-YL/

In the shrubs of Bal'mer. instagram.com/p/7nlBGjM-XL/

Dental selfie! 12 years since last visit = 1 cavity. I call that winning. instagram.com/p/7u6a70M-Wa/

Brooklyn Bike & Boat Badassery! instagram.com/p/7vre-is-Yj/

Odd note to see on a telephone pole. instagram.com/p/7yBTMhs-Qw/

Brooklyn Mantis! instagram.com/p/71JT9zM-YX/

Claaaaaasic. instagram.com/p/730I-ls-eS/

Walking home type beauty instagram.com/p/761j_8M-eR/

Morbid Anatomy Museum instagram.com/p/7_Gu6NM-fV/

Blech! The things you'll find on NYC sidewalks. instagram.com/p/8CVhgus-Q3/

Practicing on the big bass at jalopy. instagram.com/p/8LuTIjM-XA/

Lookout, squirrel! instagram.com/p/8lB2Avs-Z4/

"Back with the Ball & Chain" by Spiff Wiegand (official video) youtu.be/ZDnHhkjeztc via YouTube

Rapper in a box on the upper west side! I'd say call the po po, but it prolly wouldn't turn out well. instagram.com/p/8ylAHfs-TZ/

Shells feather and moat #1: Killing time at Rockaway Beach instagram.com/p/9HM853M-S5/

Mornin' moon instagram.com/p/9n9NCzs-U3/

Where I work for the next 6 weeks. #newyorkanimals #burtbacharach #bedlam instagram.com/p/97BQImM-ZK/