Can you imagine if we both got in? And Ned?

Spider-Man.

Thank you, Mr. Fury. And good luck.

I mean, they got crime there in England. They got tons of crime, it seems. They got... Jack the Ripper. What? They haven't caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didn't know that?

Well, I mean... If we're gonna be friends, I think we gotta establish some ground rules.

I got five o’clock! Three o’clock! Two o’clock! Every direction!

Ever since I got bit by that spider, I’ve only had one week where my life has felt normal. Or kind of normal, I guess. And that was when you found out.

That’s ridiculous! I was right there.

What the...? This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!

How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?

Where’s that wind coming from? We’re in a basement.

I'm sorry, I don't want to intrude. I know it's been a long time.

Oh, yeah, I stepped off a curb and got clipped by one of those bike messengers.

Captain!

I know we’re in this together, Ned, but I can’t do this if I know that you’re in danger. Okay? So for me, MJ, please just take this. Please.

But who am I? I mean, who am I? I'm John Hopkins. I'm one of the young professors at Harvard, and I've been trying to get her to be in my... Be a part of my team for a while now. And she's the best person I know and a scientific genius.

Oh, I understand. I guess it’s just not in the cards for guys like us.

Oh, coming through!

This is the moment that I’m losin’ the fight.

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