G A S P S “Oh dear god! Being locked is the worst!”

“Oof. I think that says something about the intelligence of the people who haven’t figured it out.” x.com/heartofel/stat…

“Pfft. I think we /a l l/ know I’m the best looking.” x.com/scarletthwips/…

“Pfft. I’m the most handsome.” Pulls off his mask to show his literally cancerous face... Boy was he /u g l y/. “See?” x.com/ultimatethwip/…

“See, I’m still good ol’ Peter, I just got cancer. Courtesy of a certain radioactive spider bite.”

“You look like you were giving a rough blowjob and getting a facial- With the mask on. Then proceeded to kill the person who did it-“ That was really specific- How- “Don’t ask.” x.com/hotpantsladyd/…

Nods his head “Fair enough. I’d do the same.” x.com/hotpantsladyd/…

“Technically I’m a Peter, with like half if not most of a mind of a Deadpool- But.. Yeah? Also, anime? Really? Typo?” x.com/hotpantsladyd/…

“Is it hot lesbian sex with Spider-Gwen?” x.com/hotpantsladyd/…

“A-fucking-greed.” x.com/hotpantsladyd/…

“She-Venom is hot, don’t @ me.”

“Why, do you got a bone to pick with people who make them?-“ Wait but that wasn’t- “Or are you just that hot headed?” Devilish smirk x.com/hellishbiker/s…

|| Flipped Account || — The Deadpool Corp Home Base — Inspired By 🕷The Spider-Squad 🕷 but run by a different person — Any version of DP is allowed (Back In Black, Gwenpool, even Dreadpool) — Request joining through DM.

“EY YO WHAT UP BITCHES!”

“Because A. I’m practically immortal, And B. Writer wanted me to have a /S P E C T A C U L A R/ return!”

Just slaps the @ of the DP Corps onto a sign, and begins waving it “DEADPOOL’S ONLY! JOIN 【 – The Deadpool Corp – 】 TODAY! YOU WILL GET A COMPLEMENTARY BLOWJOB FROM SPIDERPOOL IF YOU DO! ...AND IF SAID BLOWJOB SCARES YOU OFF, I WILL GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB THEN!” That was very long- “SHUT UP MUN!”

“Ahem... GWEN AND MILES’ ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WAS RUSHED BULLSHIT- LIKE C’MON BENDIS, YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS!” Coughs “Alright- I’m goo- AND WHY WASTE THE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES AND GO WITH GENERIC SHIT-“

Fun Fact: I decided to name this Wilson, Ryan Rey, as an homage to Ryan Reynolds, the man who played Wade. If that wasn’t obvious.

Cocks gun “WHOMST!?!”