And then the DSMP was born

I need wilbur to respond to this because... what😭

Me: "Dad I'm trans..." Dad: "I have no son." Me: "What? I thought you'd be supportive..." Dad?: "No I literally do not have a Son, I have no idea who you are or how you got in." Me: "Oh fuck this ain't my house." LeBron James: "Hey guys I'm LeBron James"

rule number 1 when making big smps : DO BACKGROUND CHECKS PLEASEE PLEASEEE 😭😭😭

Old vs new #shedtwt

Dated my groomer btw

👨‍⚖️: "Now, who's your witness?" 👮👮‍♀️: "Rob." 🦔: "oh no... not rob..."

Everyone is just realizing tommy is a bad person now...?

It’s just so funny bc how are you a fat trans man who thinks /WILBUR SOOT/ would look your way. Wilbur soot the cis man who consistently dates anorexic fem she/theys with low self esteem. Almost sad

masturbate

This would be how simpbur would try to hit on women

We highkey gotta slime out jaythings

I shared this to my IG story and he liked it within an hour lmao

news so cool i almost liked a hate post

How do we feel about this one chat? Pretty interesting