Marcus Rashford introduced me to Barcelona so now I can watch Lamine Yamal every week…

i have a hundred angels and devils on each shoulder and they’re all trying to talk over each other, i can’t hear shit

Szoboszlai is the first player this season to score a freekick where the distance (in yards) from goal matches the Scrabble score of his surname (30) since Szoboszlai in August

coniferous gang rise up

Sabies que el Nàpols va néixer molt abans del que la gent es pensa? I que els seus aficionats són coneguts com a “partenopeis” degut a la mitologia grega? O que fins a l’arribada de Maradona havien guanyat un títol en 60 anys! Ho explico tot aquí! vm.tiktok.com/ZNRyU8UTp/

El que entendió, entendió.

every day i discover i am fraudulently living a life not meant for me

eating a mango high with your eyes closed standing over the sink

By #GérardDubois

Who was it that said "if you live in a 15 minute city but your barista has an hour-long commute you don't live in a city; you live in an amusement park"

The bartender sells me their poison (12 beers) and denies me their cure (a 13th beer)

Reminder

Apparently, one in five ppl in the world are Chinese and there are five ppl in my family, so it must be one of them. it's either my mom or my dad or my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin