The Fast and Furious premiered 20 yrs ago today. Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS, and a Motec system and exhaust

doing all things in the name of Dale this weekend

Tropic Thunder is so good

can’t wait to smoke a carton of cigarettes and have a patrick swayze movie marathon this weekend

do people ever go to chili’s non ironically

I bet Mazda would sell a lot more cars if their slogan was still zoom zoom

my mayonnaise expired but it’s all good cause I got a full jar of elmers glue in the pantry

moon looking thicc af tonight

cops should start wearing more cowboy hats. that would be pretty neat i think

the McRib is back

I TOLD YOU

happy veterans day

But does Russ know all the words to Put On? (No chance)

we should have better security guards in clothing stores. not to prevent theft, but rather to prevent people from leaving with shirts that their gut will fall out of