varian is my best friend :)

wdym what the fuck

that’s what he always looks like

maybe you’re just crazy

my plan is to gaslight cassandra so she feels like she’s insane and maybe she will release me

yes...? varian has ALWAYS looked like that. what are you talking about? maybe you need more sleep.

chancellor… you’re … not kidding? ( using the official title and a very concerned expression to make it believable )

// HELP ME IM SO JGIGH

whatt the fuck does that soupoed to mean ?

where’s varian

i couldn’t care less

until cass either 1. releases me 2. stalls my execution 3. feeds me i am not going to wish her a good birthday.

i’m kissing pretty elf boys

gross

Yall are so supportive d¡e.

gay

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