Breaking news: MP Lee Anderson says he's found a woman who knows what a woman is.

I love a man who sneers for the camera. That shows guts!

AND LETS NOT FORGET IT PEOPLE. IF YOU VOTE FOR LAB/LIB WE ARE AT RISK OF THEM DELIVERING ON THEIR PROMISES.

The Daily Mail said it so we know it's been thoroughly researched... If it's good enough for Jim it's good enough for me.

Sir Michael, thank you for this clarification. It's really nice that Greg was able to explain it in simple terms for all those morons out there.

Nice to see Kay Burley keeping it demure dressed as the flying nun on Sky News today.

DOWN WITH DUE DILIGENCE.

I agree. There should be 2 hours of compulsory listening a week where the leftie loons have to listen to us... Now THAT is free speech.

Looks like Captain Scurvy is trying to start a mutiny again.

Sorry we couldn't fit you in an earlier slot Lee. I don't have a say in it but the producer said he had "much bigger, smarter and far more famous assholes" to feature on prime time.

Awww leftie loons and their sensitivities. Imagine being offended by a film title.... Wai... Wait a minute is that Lee Anderson MP ?

Breaking news: If you work for rail companies you aren't working class... Wake up folks it's 2023. "Having a job" doesn't equal "working".

That's right Sophie Corcoran the media that have promoted you, GB News The Sun Megyn Kelly have only ever chosen to present one side... The left. It's horrific isn't it.

"because IF Brexit": - goes away? -is cancelled? -is our demise? -is a scam? Which is it Soph? I need a headline for my award winning show. Let's be specific.

Once again the far left trying to divide our country through weaponizing one of the most politically volatile things we have... Eurovision.

THIS. This is also my favourite thing to do. Take a quote out of context and use it for my own agenda. Brilliantly done Dazzy babes. You've learned from the best. X

Carole does the lord's work. Always raising awareness for those hard hitting issues... Like what to call criminals.

Don't ask him who the A-listers are though... Can't reveal that hey Danny Boy. I wonder if we both heard this information from our VERY close informants...

Wait am I supposed to be confirming everything I say? It's official I did ask that question ☝️

Clean air IS overated.