Yeahhhh that’ll play #LANK

Don’t screw with my NFL content, Cory. #shrink

I think we need to start to consider this guy for a White House run.

Mountain Dew Power Rankings 5/26 (Memorial Day Edition 🇺🇸) 1. Road dew 2. After-work dew 3. Morning hungover dew 4. Lunch break dew 5. Post-exam dew HM: Dew in-between beers #dothedew

Having to listen to uneducated sports fans with no ball knowledge at a baseball game is just a complete vibe killer. #shrink

*sees Connor Joe in the lineup today*

Frustrating round today but good to see my guys @AverageJim Himothy “Splatjob” Jones

Only NBA finals game i’ll be watching tonight. Happy 9 years, Cleveland. #LeGoat

Woke up wondering just how in the hell they let us get to Friday #LANK

Average Michigan fan household

Shoutout to all the people in England at work today. Couldn’t imagine. #IndependenceDay

Oh good, I was worried that the Martians had the death beam pointed at Earth. #iwantiguodala

Good Monday morning from Austin. Time to remind Longhorn Nation of their daddy. #HornsDown

I have been out of high school for 5 summers now and every one of them has consisted of drinking beer and wondering how in the hell the Brewers continue to win the division every year.

My undefeated year of college football betting has come to an end. #KansasStateisass

Let the world know. #Reds

SEC might be a one-bid conference

Feel like this pic could be taken out of context very easily

Watching Nick Chubb and Baker Mayfield ball out on a Monday night

Gonna say “big third down here” about 21 trillion times today