SHE SENDS ME… 😭😭😭

sorry but Holmes automatically deserves an Emmy nom. she’s operating 100 levels above what the script provides. there’s no nachos she reheats but instead she mills the corn herself. a true comedy performance.

I’m running out of people i like

I be thinking I’m changing till I get mad, I’m still crazy

i saw a girl on tiktok who said “accountability is so important to me. nobody’s perfect, but don’t try to flip the script and make my reaction the issue when your actions lit the match” felt this to the core.

My statement on what's unfolding in Los Angeles.

I've got some bad news for you These aren't "illegal immigrants" These aren't "Muslim Brotherhood" These aren't "hamas terrorists" These aren't "insurrectionists" These are AMERICANS Doing what we should ALL be doing It is our DUTY to RESIST tyranny It is our RIGHT TO REVOLT

i’ma be honest , i really don’t give af about people living in America illegally…

i wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, i am the funniest

amaya b like "maybe im just not the car u needa be riding in💯"

Bieber done gave yall that song of the summer yall asking for, Yukon is crazy

delivered 3 hours ago & active 6 minutes ago brings out the kanye in me

I must be getting my daddy karma ain’t no way my love life this insane 😂

me, you, shrek 2, taco bell. think about it

either the tables are going to turn or i'm going to flip them.

OH SHE CLEARED MAGA SO BAD LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

So tired of men acting like being emotionally unavailable is a flex. Congratulations, you're 35 with the maturity of a teaspoon.

how did I go from this to paying bills