I want to start a photo series of “people trying to fit Ikea purchases in their car”.

Das one of my favorite guys right there!

me: at UO there’s this place between two buildings that’s super skinny and a block long. for fun we crawl through the small alley hole - in the dark -while drinking a beer & finish the bev before getting to the end of the journey...it’s called the crevasse!! co-workers:

Put cinnamon on my eggs instead of pepper on accident this morning. Guess I’m feeling festive and wintry.

My most used sassy text response: “Are you literally “laughing out loud”? Or just trying to diffuse tension?

.KFC 🍗🍗🍗

Bitch please

If they think your dreams are crazy, show them what crazy dreams can do. #justdoit

Snow ball fight in Eugene?🤔

Things People Don’t Tell You About Growing Up: couches, paper toiletries, and razors are really frickin’ expensive.

You still a bitch boy news source #FakeNews

From now on it’s just called “Soccer” and “Men’s Soccer,” right?

𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.

Just doing the Lord’s work over here.

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

Together is how we move forward. ⁣ Together is how we make change.

1 day. Let’s win this thing.

🥰

This is literally the plot of Bring It On