Facts. Follow up follow up follow up

People get way more excited about lights than anything I’ve ever seen Goals of any business tbh What are people EXCITED for? Go do that

Just tryna be strong enough to put a female plug in line with finger strength alone

Well sheeeiit no free handouts! Might have to get a job dang it!

Nice… This random troll also left a fake 1 star review Fuck people like this

Doing a weird deal Went out for a quote for permanent lights and he is a builder by trade Had built many houses, knows everyone and has the connections I’m building our house next year (God willing) So yes my client is getting very nice lights lights for free in exchange for

Arguably tax evasion is easier now than in Roman times Back then they just had the tax collector come straight to your house, look around and say “give us this much or be thrown in prison” Now there’s offshore accounts, crypto, gold, real estate and dozens of ways to hide money

It’s actually crazy how much price randomly fluctuates city to city Take Christmas lights for example Here in the PNW it’s around $6-8 a foot some areas more some areas less And that’s dealing with snow, cold, rain, 2+ story houses etc Whereas a nice area in Tucson might be

It’s wild how much Catholicism is really just a few steps above paganism It makes sense given the time period For Rome to adopt it they had to gradually change over from pagan rituals which you can still see today -worship of the sun and multiple deities -many rituals -having

Minleon permanent lights are taking over

Some people are so weird Lady called me 6 times about our yard signs in an ABANDONED lot next to her house Even if it was her property I told her she could feel free to take them down I don’t care But no she wants me to come and remove them and will not stop bothering us until

Man why the fuck do we still have daylight savings time Gets dark at 4 This is bullshit

Thousands of warm white, red, green etc bulbs Get to the job Client only wants pure white The ONE color we don’t have🤦‍♂️ What are you doing?

Name something tackier than another business taking your yard sign and replacing it with theirs Like bro you couldn’t be more obvious about it? Wild

Think people won’t drop $1k, $2k or even $7k+ on your services for their home?? People also buy stuff like this as well

One of the funniest boomerisms I’ve seen is ask any boomer about the view on their land They will immediately start to complain about anyone else who built anything that obstructs their view It could be a children’s orphanage but if when they glance up from the TV and they

Trees for me are like cleaning windows Money is great but still don’t enjoy them Usually I can throw a high price out there and not have to do it But some clients want it no matter the price (not that my price is terribly high) 80 strands later and we’re still at it

Did this Christmas lights job for no money Just 8 snowboard passes to the local ski report Love holiday season

We will in fact install Govee It is NOT the best system out there but hey it does the job This took an hour and is still great money